Friday, December 17, 2010

Oh, You'd Better Watch Out!


Oh, you'd  better watch out
You'd better not pout,
You'd better not cry, I'm tellin' you why
Momma's got a brand new shot gun,

I put it on my Christmas list,
And told my hubby,
He couldn't be happier,
And so you see,
Momma's got a brand new shot gun.

I got tired of shootin
That dang big old 12 guage.
That kicked just like mule
And sent me into a rage.

Oh you'd better clean your room,
You'd better be well groomed,
You'd better not fudge
Cuz I might hold a grudge.
Momma's got a brand new shot gun.

Me and my new youth sized 20 gauge Remmington.



Thursday, December 2, 2010

Thirty Days Straight

I am so glad that I have made it to do thirty days straight of blog posts.  I almost feel caught up on all of the events that I failed to record.  I can't say it has always been easy.  Sometimes I was tired and I wanted to skip it.  But I sat at the computer and started writing.  Something always came up to my mind.  I have to admit I won't be posting everyday, but I hope to post more often than I had been.

I hope I find as much success in my dieting efforts as I have found in my blogging efforts.  Thirty days.  Yes I can do it.  I just wish there was some food out there that was low in fat, sugar, and calories that I want to eat when I get that crazy need to eat something sweet or devilishly rich.  I don't think it helped me to bake 180 cupcakes today for the PTA bake sale.  I know it takes a little while to overcome cravings.  I couldn't think about anything else but food today.  Oh,  it is going to be a long time until January 1.

Food, glorious food!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Feast or Famine

It is official.  Join me if you dare!  I started my annual Feast or Famine Holiday Diet today and will go until Jan 1, 2011.  I do this diet so that I might loose about ten pounds during the holiday season instead of gaining ten pounds.  I have to decide which days are my feast days, one a week, and the other days I eat low carb,low fat, and low cal.

And I am hungry right now. 

Just one question.  If chocolate, butter and sugar make me feel so good, why do they make my rear grow so much?  Just seems so unfair.

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I am a stay at home mom but the clock is ticking. My husband and I only have one child left at home. I enjoy shopping and finding great bargains.