How I Finally got Hot In Bed

Sorry to disappoint any of you, but no, this isn't a porn post.

I am just sitting in bed and finally feeling comfortable because I am warm enough. For the last few winters I have had an electric blanket that I cranked up to get warm at night. But that got kind of worn out, maybe from over-use. So I found a heated mattress pad at Sams which was on clearance at the end of season. I have been trying to keep warm with that but it just wasn't doing the trick no matter how high I would turn it up.

On Black Friday I bought an electric warming throw at Wal-Mart. I use it to keep warm while I am watching TV or reading in the family room.

But tonight I was just pretty shivery, so I took my warming throw to bed with me and cranked up the heated mattress pad. I am finally warm. Hot on the top and hot on the bottom. Maybe even too hot. I think I will turn one or both of my warming devices down to medium. I am a human Panini.

Of course, I only heat my side of the bed. Bob has never turned his side on ever. If he accidentally comes over to my side of the bed at night he wakes up drenched in sweat. Maybe he should go to the doctor and get himself checked out. This can't be normal.